salted nut roll

A male genitalia that tastes salty because of perspiration mainly due to exercise and lack of hygiene.

Mike: This chick gave me a bj
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!

by MJBAJG January 25, 2013

rick roll records

the best record company ever invented, main rappers are devin "raw dog randy" macdougall and dan "flocka" todd

dude i heard rick roll records just signed eth hicks

by chipstanford December 1, 2011

Norwegian cinnamon roll

When a male is fucking a female and he pulls out, proceeds to shit on the females vaginal region in a swirling motion. Then he proceeds to bust a nut on the shit. He then yells “you just got cinnamon rolled bitch” and puts it in her butt and spins like a bayblade.

Yo dawg I gave this bitch the fattest Norwegian cinnamon roll last night. Her dog watched .

by AshtonCooksey January 13, 2023

Cock Roll-up

Rap a "fruit Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and give a female to opportunity to perform oral sex on you.

I bet that Cock Roll-up tasted good last night

by Bill M. Butlicker May 12, 2010

Jamaican Jelly-roll

A large, fat, resinous, splif or joint, rolled so that the paper only makes one revolution around.

Gregg, If you only got one Club left, better twist up a Jamaican Jelly-roll.

by Wuffageeter January 18, 2008

swiss cake roll

a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!

mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.

by dark korner October 3, 2016

rolling road-block

When a person deceids to stay in the fast lane on the highway and gets passed constantly by other drivers.

Jonathan get the fuck over in the slow lane, you are being a rolling road-block..

by wife101903 November 25, 2011