Spooky Poo

The Most Unattractive Thing For A Boyfriend Too Explain And Show Too His Misses!!

Dan- Babe I Just Had A Spooky Poo :)

Rhea- Whats That??

Dan- Well....

by YourDiscustingButILoveYou March 18, 2010

Poo Beard

Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.

>"Did you wipe?"

"Sure I did"

>"Then how come you got a poo beard?"

"..."

by PooRoomJanitor February 16, 2012

Poo pipe plunger

Invented by Jo Majic to describe one who is accustomed to the act of plunging ones member or some other phallic device into the poo pipe (anus)

Yeh I know quentin he's been known to plunge into the poo pipe of many young frisky men, some would say he's a total poo pipe plunger

by Nikki Majic April 10, 2010

dirty poo butt

An average to below average looking random female who loves getting drunk and having sex.

My friend Matt hooked up with a dirty poo butt.

by Jon Smith May 13, 2005

Poo Man Group

the Poo Man Group is formed during a profound bukakke session in which the males forming the circle around the unfortunate slut reach deeply into their own anuses to scoop out a bum cigar. In a coordinated fashion, they bellow the chorus of "I Feel Love" whilst whipping their brown blobs at the unsuspecting snow swallower.

As the Poo Man Group "performed," the soiled skank ducked for cover but was covered before the second verse.

by the apoontice December 7, 2009

burnt horse poo

Crusty poo.

Burnt horse poo tastes like dried toast.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Poo Butter's Platform

When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.

Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"

by monkyphart July 29, 2020