by NORCOSDcolloquial December 8, 2013
Get the You gotta mouse in your pocket?mug. by voeqa February 23, 2021
Get the Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocketmug. The act of folding someone with a fist on the side of the pocket that holds 10 million dollars in them
by AuraKing December 7, 2018
Get the 10 Million Dollar Pocket Foldmug. A pocket gay that you pull outta pocket when u need ur dick sucked or a hole to drop ur load in. Then send him back to his cubby under the stairs till he’s needed again.
“What happened to that cutie I saw you with last night? “. “You mean my pocket size stow away gay? He got mouthy with me so I sent back to his broom closet”.
by PiedPiperSoFla June 11, 2018
Get the Pocket Size Stow Away Gaymug. Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016
Get the Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocketmug. Your mare when she sees me. I am the ultimate horse chad and no mare can hold the fountain of lube when it sees me and realizes she is about to have a VERY good time with me. Her pussy is soaked and her clitoris jumps, as if she is in heat.
Your mare: *sees me*
Me: ah yep, she is unimaginably horny already, just as i expected, even wetter than an otter's pocket.
Me: ah yep, she is unimaginably horny already, just as i expected, even wetter than an otter's pocket.
by gaygelding March 11, 2021
Get the Wetter than an otter's pocketmug. when you in jail and your jail mate or daddy wants some loving to dad and your going to give it to him
by blackdragon15 September 24, 2014
Get the put your hand in my pocketmug.