gravy pie 

What your messed up co-worker eats for Thanksgiving.

Are you ready for some gravy pie tomorrow?

gravy pie by jinglebot January 13, 2008

Cherry pie to the face 

Facial Abortion / Abortion to the face.

Can be also written as:

Cherrypietotheface/ Cherry-pie-to-the-face

Did you hear about Sara? She got cherry pie to the face.

Cherry pie to the face by Public Masturbator October 30, 2010

Homemade Pie 

Masturbation, jerking off, or taming your dragon at your home. Hence the "homemade" part.

Jimbo-Hey Joe wanna go to the party tonight at Silly Billy's place?
Joe- ahh..no thanks I'm gonna make some homemade pie.
Jimbo- whats that
Joe- My mom just got the magazine Good Housekeeping. So im gonna jerk off to that.

Homemade Pie by TuffyKillA February 28, 2011

Quaker Pie 

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.

Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.

Quaker Pie by Bingo1 March 2, 2011

Palin Pie 

When your partner is giving you a rim job and you let something slip - They look up at you with those CRAZY-ANGRY eyes and try to yell at you but all that comes out of their mouth is shit.

Becky had to brush her teeth 5 times last night because I accidentally gave her a palin pie...

Palin Pie by Adrenalin J September 10, 2011

Shower Pie

To take a shit in a hydraulic decontamination chamber.

"Lets shower pie this motherfucker"

"This man deserves a shower pie"

Shower Pie by undshowerpiepilot. September 28, 2012

Fat pie 

A fat pie is an overweight female, generally with some redeeming features (i.e cracking tits or nice face) who is quite tasty, although the term can be used loosely to describe any fatties.

Would typically be do-able after about 4 pints.

G'ham: "Check out that jailbait!"
Dave: "IDK man, she's a bit of a fat pie.."
G'ham: "True, maybe I'd wrap it first."

Fat pie by Jizzmeister November 6, 2012