Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.
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by Hello123toes April 27, 2024
Get the toe religionmug. A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.
"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."
by Purple Derple February 11, 2017
Get the triple toe pretzelmug. 
by Moistnugget6969 December 29, 2017
Get the bean toesmug. by LankJ December 15, 2023
Get the 6 toesmug. The process whereby the female pubus region becomes enlarged due to obesity (BMI >=85%), so much so that the labia major/minor supersedes 'camel-toe' status and comes in close contact/proximity of the ankle skin normally pre-defined as 'kankels.'
She was so 'large and in charge' that when hitting the sidewalk on-ramp at Wal-Mart, onlookers were graced with an eyeful of kankel toe.
by lifeataglance February 14, 2022
Get the Kankel Toemug. Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.
by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018
Get the Aspiring Sophomore Toemug.