Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.

Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

two whole beers that night

two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.

Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night

Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!

by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013

Beer Magpie

A good friend who deliberately steals some of your beer while you are otherwise occupied, i.e. going to a toilet, adoring a pretty girl/boy/centipede, while you are in a bar.

Oh f*ck, I think that Beer Magpie did it again. (staring at a half empty beer glass)

by Beermagpie May 30, 2022

Beer phones

Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.

At first I thought this band sucked, but now that I have my beer phones on, they sound pretty good.

by retrohgmr March 03, 2010

beer guzzling

The act of chugging bear like a sad and lonely alcoholic

Look at that bitch beer guzzling

by Spirit Shot January 10, 2017

Doing beers

Drinking a lot of beer with the guys; Drinking as an activity.

Doing beers - “What’s good Brad, tryna do some beers when we get back to the apartment?”

by Bludgeoned April 06, 2022

Root Beer Float

Performing fellatio on an African American male, with the penis representing dark like the root beer and the jizz representing the foam

Dawg, her mouth was so full of foam after she gave me a root beer float at lunch today, it made me want some Barq's.

by F.Pinchero December 15, 2014