A male genitalia that tastes salty because of perspiration mainly due to exercise and lack of hygiene.
Mike: This chick gave me a bj
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!
by MJBAJG January 25, 2013
Get the salted nut rollmug. People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.
by C L G June 29, 2020
Get the Bog Roll Banditsmug. v. the act of putting on a condom. this euphemism is often utilized when you hook up with a random chick you meet from a night out on the town
Claude: Dude, that heavy drinking last night robbed me of my dignity! I don't know if i can finish this weekend the right way or not.
Brad: I don't know about you, but I think I'm trying to roll one down tonight.
Claude: Actually, yeah, let me shower so I can wash away this hangover. Count me in on that mission!
Brad: I don't know about you, but I think I'm trying to roll one down tonight.
Claude: Actually, yeah, let me shower so I can wash away this hangover. Count me in on that mission!
by willie weman May 12, 2007
Get the roll one downmug. by getrickrolledlol November 7, 2020
Get the suicide rick rollmug. Rap a "fruit Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and give a female to opportunity to perform oral sex on you.
by Bill M. Butlicker May 12, 2010
Get the Cock Roll-upmug. a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
by dark korner October 3, 2016
Get the swiss cake rollmug. When a person deceids to stay in the fast lane on the highway and gets passed constantly by other drivers.
by wife101903 November 25, 2011
Get the rolling road-blockmug.