by NotNoahAtALL June 20, 2011
My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D
by Littlemarshmallowlover May 03, 2022
The swelling of a woman's pelvic mound and she becomes overtaken with last. Swole out and aroused vagina. Vagina ready to pounce on her man.
My girlfriend is going through a horny phase and her thunder muffin is about to do damage like a tornado on the war path.
by AAA-Wordsworth April 26, 2022
1. Mom, why is there a flip muffin in the kitchen?
2. Look at Christina, she's such a stupid flip muffin.
2. Look at Christina, she's such a stupid flip muffin.
by beccab00 June 13, 2009
The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.
by Spongeymuffinman April 25, 2018
by Trigger Johnson October 05, 2018
1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
by Wart Lips October 04, 2015