by Your local bruh December 29, 2022

by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
by emineminem22 June 27, 2024

by WorldlyCoyote II January 22, 2020

A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.
"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".
by Tiduko October 8, 2016

Someone who likes to pick up men/women whose attire causes the target to have a muffin top. Can find a Muffin Whaler at places such as the mall, bars, music festivals, etc.
Buddy was talking about this "thick chick" he picked up the other day, but she was way past being thick. Dude is a total Muffin Whaler!
by MoistSponge April 10, 2020

1. Someone who impresses others so much that a new name is created for them
2. A nickname for someone who is so massive that you forget their name.
2. A nickname for someone who is so massive that you forget their name.
by Lil' Muffin January 4, 2019
