Muffin

Lying Jew who wants whether or not you kiss the ass of lying jews to dictate your economic and social mobility.

Hym "And the Palestinian genocide PROVES that the muffin races has enlisted everyone to protect and serve him from now until the end of time. That's your job. Protect and serve the jews. The role of American is to be the Jew cops."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2025

muffin effect

when a person has become so fat their pants can no longer hold in their fat, hence making them look like a muffin

Guy1- damn did u see that chick at the party
Guy2- ya that muffin effect was fucking sick

by hahaha me December 18, 2008

Muffining

Pressing two peoples cheeks together by the dimple of your mouth and cheek. You are suppose to be holding for a long period of time while breathing and not talking.

Spencer I cannot wait to give you a muffin with you come over.

We are muffining!!

by HonestlyIdontknowwhyidothis January 8, 2021

patagonia muffin

When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face

Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin

by owsky123 September 30, 2016

Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.

“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot”

by Stankman February 24, 2020

nut muffin

A cinnamin bun that has alot of icing on top to wear to wear it almost resembles nut.

My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!

Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin

by chaz ford May 2, 2007

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by SpeedProgrammrs12 October 27, 2022