muffin

the most adorable existence and great best friend, funny, smort and friendly. will keep you safe and is the best friend you could ever have
man,i wanna be best friends with muffin!!!
by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020
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Muffin

used in place of "fuck"

can be used for anything really
T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!

M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee
by pimpcracker June 09, 2010
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muffin

a nickname for a femboy who plays the role of a bottom and wears thigh high socks.
by rose :p December 09, 2023
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Muffin

The term used by a women to compliment a big head of a penis during sex
Oh Johnny don’t pull out, your Muffin in there feels sooooooooo good!
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018
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Muffin

Oh that baker made some delicious muffins and is danish, he must be a muffin.
by tiuqegar October 07, 2020
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Muffin

Someone who does the dumbest shit imaginable. They also do shit to get on people's nerves.
Your a Muffin!
by JLew2025 November 16, 2020
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Muffin

The word you use when someone commits an action that is dumb or stupid to an excessive amount.
by JLew2025 September 14, 2020
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