Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

Flag

Get the Monster Shlongmug.

monster lemon

a lemon shaped thing that will eat your girlfriend

"hey man, im gonna eat you girl friend..

or maybe turn her into broth, lalalalala.."

monster lemon is a demon character thats shaped like a lemon and is in the game "friday night funkin"

by abichonfrise June 13, 2021

Flag

Get the monster lemonmug.

gobble monster

somebody who meat rides.

somebody who doesn't mind their own business

That guy's a gobble monster for drake.

sam's a gobble monster for lil nas x

by iquee April 21, 2022

Flag

Get the gobble monstermug.

The malevolent counterpart of the rape monster, commonly referred to as the consent monster. Rather than cultivating his rapes at the rape farm, he purchases them from grocery stores. He says the phrase, “I hate what you’ve done with the place,” in contrast to the typical, “I love what you’ve done with the place.”

Felix: Dude did you hear theres a party being thrown nearby?
Luca: oh, who's throwing it?
Felix: the Evil Rape Monster
Luca: oh then it’s bound to be bad

by John71608 July 12, 2025

Flag