I'm over pluto

Overjoyed, more so than if you were over the moon.

"My son Casey is getting married on 7/30 and I'm over pluto!

by BillyBTheKid August 18, 2021

WELL I'M HERE

Is it of necessity for me to be in SILICON VALLEY without even a WAFER to chew on.

The untouchable ANAL ALAN has arrived so close to AARON that a FACEBOOK kick in the ASSHOLE WELL I'M HERE IN ZUCKERLAND as not a SOUL inside there, the GOOGLEPLEX right now cold , indescribable loneliness and little resources as you may say,,,chased out of even LAS VEGAS. as it got too too SPITEFUL and even dangerous.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 20, 2021

I'm Here

This is a good thing to say in response to someone asking you "How are you?" and you cannot really say "Bad because I don't want to be here today", so you say "I'm Here", and you say it with a monotone so that person gets the idea without jeopardizing your employment.

Sally: Hi Bill!! How are you on this wonderful Monday!!??
Bill: I'm Here

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

I'm A Car

ur horny but its just an easy way to say it

Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot

by toby_innit August 30, 2021

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

I'm clipping that!

When something crazy happens in a video game you're playing and you need to record what happened.

Oh my god, that guy just crossbowed someone through a window in the most crazy way in Warzone, I'm clipping that!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

I'm 37!

The age when half of the population is younger and the other half is older. Where one leverages responsibility and fun with better precision. Drinking is still fun but comes with severe hangovers. Partying in general is limited.

Hey, want to shotgun a beer? "Probably not a good idea. I'm 37, Bro!"

You made the right choice by skipping the shots. "I'm 37, Bro."

"Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. I was there. I'm 37!

by HR McBuinne June 8, 2021