French

The only reason America had managed to win the American Revolution between 1765 to 1791.
Also being the reason for America gaining literally half of it's landmass from the Louisiana Purchase.
Pretty much a large portion of America exists ONLY because of the French.

Person A: Hey what's that guy eating?
Person B: Oh it's Casu Marzu, he must be French.

by Smeggy0 July 25, 2022

French toast 🤙

"French toast 🤙 " is said to show excitement, it is considered a replacement for the phrase "fuck yea"

Friend 1: did you hear about the baseball game last night? *favourite team* won!
Friend 2: French toast 🤙, I love *favourite team*

by These r ab my friends btw :) July 31, 2022

French 75

An acrobatic sex act that involves the use of a frozen baguette and a lit cigarette. Oui oui

If you’re feeling stretched out enough we can French 75 later.

by LibnLou June 12, 2022

French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

French Montana

When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.

I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox

by Jimmy wang chang June 14, 2022

french tobacco

Code name for weed

I smell some French tobacco

by C9thc June 14, 2022

French

An awful group of people. They should be gotten rid of decades ago. If you are French we can still help you by going to a therapist

Person 1: I’m French

Person 2: Please go get help

by Shadow writer June 21, 2022