satans ass crack

Definition 1: When your ass crack gets really hot.

Definition 2: A really, REALLY bad place to be.

Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog.

B: Hot like Satans ass crack?

Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!

by buddy retard June 3, 2020

intro-crack-hoe

Someone who's an introvert without their friends, but becomes a crackhead (with/without crack) when they're with their friends. As soon as they come together they activate hoe mode. They're mostly white chicks who can't twerk.

White girl: We're such intro-crack-hoes uh ha ha!
Black boi: damn just shut the fuck up stupid white whores.

by aumoeder123 November 29, 2019

queef crack bikini monster

after a long night of drinking and waking up to a fat and ugly chick in your bed and the smell of queefs around you and pubes sprinkled all over the place

I went to the beach and there were all fat and dirty bitches with their pubes hanging out while queef crack bikini monstering their way around the beach like its their day to day job while thinking they own the place

by davy likes penis April 11, 2010

My juicy bum crack

My black juicy ass

My juicy bum crack has no friends.

by Josh (has a massive cock) July 1, 2017

abnormally high plumbers crack

when your ass crack is really high on your back

guy 1:how come katie isoms ass crack is showing even though shes not bending down
guy 2:its cause she has an abnormally high plumbers crack

by robbie janes September 5, 2010

Crack one off in the dhansak

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.

Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!

by dannyboffin November 19, 2007

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017