Thank You For Being a Friend

Two or more people stop in the middle of a walkway to converse.

Joe: Why were you late to class today?
John: I was trying to walk through the hall, but had Thank You For Being a Friend in front of me!

by Mr. Fazbear May 24, 2025

The problem being

The only women I interact with are ones that approach me and what I'm making them uncomfortable sinole by virtue of existing proximally. I am not harassing any women in the workplace and I am in fact being harassed in the workplace... In a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. And there you sit... Downplaying the significance of the latter... And lying blatantly about the former. Additionally, I refuse to do whatever social engineering bullshit this is supposed to be or whatever you're trying to turn it into.

Hym "The problem being I can see you commenting on and participating in what is happening to me and if I am not made whole I am going to make holes in somebody's kid. I think you are trying to waste years of my life because you wasted years of your life pretending to do a religion you had no intention of doing fully and of which you failed to fully gasp both the implications of what you are doing (and what you're doing to other people by trying to enforce it) and the immorality of doing so."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 30, 2025

How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

I know I'm being watched

You're being an unhelpful idiot to counteract me being a hyperhelpful genius Arjun.

Hym "I know I'm being watched you fucking idiot that is literally my entire thing and you are being deliberately unhelpful to piss me off being you want me to murder children so you can escape your own culpability in the lead up to the child murder. Definitely something I would murder a family over."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

Zane (Fictional being from my upcoming book)

Zane (noun):
A mysterious being who almost never responds, appearing only on rare and important occasions—like a legendary Pokémon with selective hearing. Messages to Lio often vanish into the void, but when Lio does reply, it’s treated as a cosmic event worthy of celebration.

This person is such a zane (Fictional being from my upcoming book) bruh like i only told him about my brake up and he just said yeah

by Yo why lowber November 30, 2025

The Unbearable SchwabNes of Being

The feeling one gets watching Schwab-Schwab-Nes score goal after goal, knowing deep down there will never be another beer league hockey line like them.

"When they scored 3 goals again, it was pure magic — The Unbearable SchwabNes of Being."

by Bib41 December 21, 2025