Townie Brain

“Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.

Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”

John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?

Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”

by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025

humping your brains out

ooooohhhh yeah hump em out

humping your brains out would be great right now

by anaonamous cat September 19, 2016

Brain Drapluk

a complete idiot, known for being the biggest retard in every room he walks into, first kiss was with a guy, gets no pussy even though he could if he tried, has perky nipples.

"Hey, look at that retard"
"That's a Brain Drapluk"

by haywoodjablowme69 April 20, 2010

bike brain

A person who refuses to acknowledge that not everyone wishes to ride a bicycle.

Adam and Gaz suffer from chronic bike brain.

by Larry L January 29, 2024

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Elden brain

Elden brain a state where someone has become a god in human intelect and the people around them are dumbfounded with his very existance

I respect all games but that game Elden ring is truly one of a kind .My Elden brain friend agrees he also hates how Activision Blizzard is milkng thier players its almost they have a Cod brain and the only thing they wish is to let chaos take the world.

by HADES2&SILKSONG_GOTY2023 April 19, 2023

legacy brain

Someone with enough brain damage that they continued to play new world from January 2022 to August 2022 while the game was hopelessly broken. As a result of the further brain damage and massive ego, they believe anyone who did not play the game during that time to be stupid. This generally leads to long-winded rants about when they played legacy or what legacy players do.

Person 1: hey guys, don't fight in the dirt around the gate
Person 2: Well, in legacy, we call this area dummies, and this area cart, and this area dirt, and ... (Drones on for 2 minutes)
Person 1: Ok but you shouldn't fight in any of that dirt around the gate.
Person 2: Well, in legacy, they say it's ok to fight in the dirt around point but not at dummies or cart, (Drones on for 2 minutes)
Person 1: Got it, so don't fight in the dirt around point.
Person 2: Well, in legacy, we don't say that. (Person 2 Rage Quits)
Person 1: Man that guy has serious Legacy Brain

by NewWorldDefiner February 12, 2023