Man wearing a cowboy hat while his female partner is holding his legs up and fornicating him with a dildo.
by StellaNaughtBerry October 2, 2021
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Get the ass walking mug.Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.
I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.
by MCRAzyLGB October 31, 2021
Get the walking the liquid tightrope mug.An unbelievably stupid person. When the good Lord was makin' men, He got a whole bunch of 'em all whomped up together and then He decided to knock off for the rest of the day, thinkin' He'd put the brains in later. But guess what happened? A whole bunch of them critters just upped and walked off 'fore he ever got back. And that's what we've got here. Walk-off.
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