yo mama

ur hot

person one: hey bro how do i look?
person two: yo mama

by imafurryandimproud June 9, 2022

Yo mama

Gggg

Yo mama jokes are not funny.

by KrisSimpgurl2073 November 25, 2021

yo mama

yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last year and its still printing.

yo mama

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

Ring yo pockets

They're going to try and fight you. If someone says this you better run, you gonna die.

This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.

Person 1: WHY DID YOU FUCK MY GIRl

Person 2: waIT I DiDNT

Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH

Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-

Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch

by Maybe_a_person January 5, 2022

Slime Yo HB on 2/26

On February 26th (2/26) individuals have the right to "slime" their HB, homboy(s). Sliming your home boy could mean multiple things; A person's intentions may be to violently assault their homeboys, or opps. One may also just desire to touch their friends. If you are on someone's slime list on 2/26, run.

Slime Yo HB on 2/26
Date: 2/26/--)

George: Bro you want to go slime our homeboy Jared, its 2/26?

Donquavious: Bro bet let me just grab my gat first, his ass is swiss cheese!

by BackToTheFutureBob003 February 26, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020