Ur mom

Doing rn

Doing ur mom

by Jsjdjdhxxososndn July 31, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is a very funny ass joke. u can use it when someone asks a question. ur mom>>>

someone: who created the eiffel tower?

you: UR MOM!!!

by DNDJDJWJWOZDK February 21, 2022

Ur brothers ur mother

The most powerful, insane, phrase that can ever be spoken of.

Steve: ur mum gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Steve: THATS IT. UR BROTHERS UR MOTHERRR

*Two universes collide and create a black hole which destroys all of the galaxy*

by DEEPCREEP May 11, 2018

Ur mom

1.) An example of something big.

2.) The woman who carried you for 9 months only to not let you play video games.

3.) A lovely person who always takes care of you.

4.) The greatest and probably the oldest comeback to a roast.

Example:

Friend: What is the largest star discovered in the universe, one bigger than UY Scuti?

Me: Ur Mom

by AdmiralBitchyton August 3, 2022

ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018

ur bad

Something someone toxic usually would say. And, i bet most of us have seen atleast 1 person say this. If not, ur bad

Person 1: how am i dying
Person 2: lol u get rekt
Person 1: i bet its lag lol
Person 2: ur bad
Person 1: ur bad

Person 2: ur bad
Person 1: ur bad

Person 2: ur bad
Person 1: ur bad

Person 2: ur bad
Person 1: ur bad

Person 2: ur bad
Person 3: stop
Person 1 & Person 2: glares at person 3
Person 3: wh-
Person 1: Get out.
Person 2: ur bad

by COCACOLAESPUMA December 4, 2020

ur sister mister

ur sister mister- the ultimate comeback that can never be countered so you always win with.

jeff: ur grandpap a trap

dave: ur sister mister

everything dies the earth implodes and the big bang happens again

by ur mum gay lol May 16, 2018