tea fag

a tea fag is when someone is gay and name starts with T

person 1: my name is taylor and im gay
person 2:tea fag!

by ihateteaghan May 12, 2023

What the tea?

Similar to “What the chile?”, this gag-worthy statement is simply asking about gossip.

What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”

Person A: shut yo mouth, that’s why yo baby daddy left you and yo child.

Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭

by Bakesbykay June 2, 2025

Tea

gossip

bitch! spill the tea!

by idkiwantakidicanthave March 15, 2019

tea drought

when your friend group is lacking tea

"yo nothing is interesting anymore"

"ikr, it's such a tea drought"

by phantomgirll November 16, 2019

TEA

some spicy dramaaa. NORMIES often use this to say “oh would you like some tea” , but the NON NORMIES say “ oooooo amelie do you have some tea to spill” meaning they are asking to be let into all the gossip !

“amelie do you have any tea to spill”

“ONG TEAAAAA”

by teatimeladyz November 21, 2018

Noncey tea

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.

"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"

by That guy what names stuff September 16, 2023

roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking

Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.

by phecez May 23, 2014