turd bib

Laying down a layer of asswipe in the toilet before taking a shit, greatly reducing the possibility of leaving skid marks.

Before blowing an O-ring at my girlfriends’s house I put a turd bib in the toilet bowl so no residual will be left behind.

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biff turd

when you pull out from anal sex then she has a shit.

then stuff the turd in her biff and continue ploughing that shit.

yeah she dirty as they come.... she likes biff turds....

by AJ5900 July 08, 2017

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A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.

Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"

by Trudaddy November 05, 2011

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Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.

“Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd ”

by urasscrack January 12, 2019

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Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.

Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"

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When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.

Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.

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A gay australian stripper who loves pole dancing like a brown sugar baby

Rebel turds

by Aisa ching chong June 18, 2018

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