Doing A Tom

Managing to fuck up everything you do

He failed school and lost his job .... He's Doing A Tom

by Not a tom May 9, 2020

Big Dick Tom

Verified user on all big Dick subreddits, has a massive dong and likes to show it.

Person 1: have you heard of Big Dick Tom?

Person 2: Yes! I follow his Reddit u/BaronBrixius

by U/BaronBrixius March 20, 2023

Ground Control To Major Tom

The act of base to tip stimulation to get fully erect. Subject rests pinkie on the pubic area then proceeds to rub hand up to the tip of the penis, grip semi-tight. Subject repeats until fully stimulated. Lotion is highly recommended for a successful transmission between Major Tom and ground control.

Fred got home from school and did a little ground control to Major Tom while watching Step-By-Step.

by Mooley March 15, 2010

dirty tom

a person who is primarily a white trash peckerwood. often looks like a dirty mexican when unshaved. can be found playing video games, riding around in freinds cars and being gay. often refers to himself as a "high point hustla".

"hey look at nettleton kid, he is such a dirty tom "

by maxthegreat February 2, 2009

All Your friends are belong to Tom

The fact that you will never have as many friends on myspace as Tom does. So you turn into a little emo kid or pretend to be a camera whore to get more friends on your list.

Or that Tom is brainwashing all your friends to become his brain servants to destroy the world.

Happykid: YES! i have 1 million friends!!!!1!!
Depressedemo1: So all your friends are belong to Tom.
Happykid: Nooooooo(turns emo)
Depressedemos: Good now lets go cut ourselves /wrist.

by Emos make me lawl January 2, 2008

peeping tom

A skilled spy; a master in the art of voyeurism. Sadly, critics write-off the sophistication of the TRUE Peeping Toms, stereotyping us into derogatory characters and adolescent perverts. In truth, we are ALL Peeping Toms compelled by spectacle and secret, testing the boundaries of that elusive fabrication called "privacy". If you want to learn more about the true lives of Peeping Toms, visit Peeping Tom Confessions.

The Peeping Tom had a successful night, spying the prom queen in the boyfriend's car outside the movie theater.

by PEEPINGTOM April 14, 2007

lying tom

someone who lies a lot.

"your a fuckin lying tom, billy"

by hand banana12 April 8, 2009