by teadictionary November 21, 2018

The feeling that you have an unfinished hot beverage getting cold somewhere, despite the fact that you have already finished it.
by The Muesli Camel June 9, 2020

a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.
M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday?
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
by I’m A Ghost May 2, 2021

by MyWay6375 October 10, 2018

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.
Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

by The_Salty_Dog August 19, 2008

Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.
by Metalbish February 7, 2022
