Geezer Ghetto

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.
by Baby KaBoomer April 05, 2025
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Ride ghetto

Skateboarding term; To ride ghetto means to skate on the sidewalk/pavement as opposed to in a skate park or on the road.
Arildson: "We need to get to his yard quickly, bus is long for man."
Matt: "Fuck it, let's just ride ghetto."
by EscobarLDN December 10, 2013
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Ghetto Sectional

A type of couch that is created when one pushes an office chair, dining room chair, etc. up against the front of a couch to rest one's feet on.
Ah... I've got my cheese puffs, the MLP: FIM Season 1 DVD, and I just made a ghetto sectional. It's on.
by Percival Sweetwater II September 22, 2011
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Ghetto-Biome

The microbiome (bacterial population)of your intestinal tract is established in your childhood. It effects your mood, weight and many other things

A ghetto biome is the population of bacteria that results from eating mostly processed sugary foods like marshmallow cereal and poptarts for dinner and never eating fermented foods like yogurt.
She just has a ghetto-biome, the doctor said.
by Siliconvalleysage August 19, 2019
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Ghetto Buffet

Buffet of all the free food you accumulate from redeeming rewards from fast food restaurants apps.
I am broke. We bout to have a ghetto buffet tonight. What do we have for free on the McDonald’s app? Check dominoes app too! I need to see if we have a free pizza.
by BadBadblackman November 30, 2023
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Ghetto buffet

All you need, all you can have.
by Ben 55 November 19, 2020
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Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)
I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.
by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023
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