Ducking Taco

Avoiding beef or altercation

Person 1 is aware that Person 2 wants on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 1 is ducking taco.

by AlphaNaz September 2, 2023

Howard the Duck

When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.

John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.

by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018

Duck Duck Dick

Playing duck duck goose but instead of using you hand to touch their head you use you dick

Hey guys, let’s play Duck Duck Dick

by SHR1MPER July 9, 2023

Dying Duck

Expression: A really bad musician

Our orchestra sounds like dying ducks!

by Lily28s January 29, 2020

Duck

An animal who loves to go up to lemonade stands and ask for grapes.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, “Hey (bum bum bum), got any grapes?”

by Bigrockstar1119 July 13, 2018

duck

the owners of all school in the tropicalness

king duck of all schools are koolio

by looney tooney March 20, 2023

duck

duck or ducking is when you attack someone without any reason at all

poopy boi: ima come to school and duck u when i see u
water girl: no... im gonna duck u first before u even duck me

by chonkee September 30, 2020