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Super Mario Drunk

When you black out while drinking in an unfamiliar place but then, as you sober up, your memory returns later in the night. Now you are somewhere unknown and its only a matter of time before you become too sleepy to find your way back. This is like in the old Mario games when he starts in the middle of a field, you have no idea why or how he got there, but there's a timer counting down before he is fucked. Mario must deal with the situation at hand, just like you.

Much more serious if you forget your phone.
Drew: Dude, where the hell did you go at the end of last night?

Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.
by Webstersnightmare September 2, 2009
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Super Robot Syndrome

Super Robot Syndrome is a condition mostly (Although not exclusively) aquired by Whiny Highschool Emo Girls who previously expierenced a severe trauma. This disorder commonly manifests itself in the form of online communitys such as Deviant Art or MySpace in the form of lengthy-Journals/Blogs which appear as angsty sob storys or badly-written poems. The victim seems to pick one "bad guy", be it a person/place/thing who is the brunt of their trauma and cause of all the ills in the world. SRS is so named after Super Robot Animes, in the sense of the "Bad Guy" can be related to a Monster of the Day from a super robot show. Victims usually tend to outgrow the condition before their Mid-Twentys.
Blog Entry:
Boo fucking hoo! My dad, molested me, my boyfriend groped me, even my dog raped me!

Emevas:
Oh, no... Not another case of Super Robot Syndrome... Wait another few years... It'll pass...
by Emevas October 4, 2006
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The Super Shit Stroker

Step 1: Starting performing intercourse with a woman in the missionary position
Step 2: Slowly turn her on her side while continuing to thrust
Step 3: Sneak a fist in to her rectal cavity
Step 4: Pleasure yourself through the wall separating the rectum and vagina
Tommy forgot to clip his fingernails before doing the Super Shit Stroker.
by Party M March 30, 2009
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Super Bowl LIII

The worst super bowl EVER!!! The Patriots beat the Rams 13-3, the halftime show was bullshit (Maroon 5, Travis Scott, and Big Boi) played in Atlanta GA. Nothing really happened. Luckily Tom Brady didn’t get the MVP! it was Julian Edelman (he still didn’t really do anything)
Super bowl LIII just got from bad to worse
by Kidswillbekids January 22, 2020
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Super Bowl XL

I love it when Steeler's fans say Super Bowl XL was not fixed. Check out these stats:

Ben Roethlisberger: 9/21 (42%) 123 yards 0 touchdowns 2 interceptions 22 passer rating

Roethlisberger holds the title of having the absolute worst quarterback performance in Super Bowl history. He was even worse than Terry Bradshaw (who was never that good, despite what the media says) in his performance against the LA Rams in Super Bowl XIV. Don't even mention the phantom touchdown he didn't get. He even admitted on national television that he did not get that touchdown.

Willie Parker: 10 carries/93 yards.

On the surface, this is good. But one of his carries was a 75 yard touchdown, so if we take that away, his stats would've been 18 yards on 9 carries, or 2 yards a carry, which is extremely shitty.

Jerome Bettis: 14 carries, 43 yards

I've always hated that overrated fat fuck, and it was a pleasure seeing the Seahawks defense stuff his fatass. He only managed 3 yards a carry. It's also important to mention that Detroit, his home town, hosted Super Bowl XL, and he retired after finally getting his long awaited Super Bowl ring. Is anyone finding this a little coincidental?

The only player on the entire Steeler's team that played well was Hines Ward (123 yards, 5 receptions). Even if the Seahawks won, he would still deserve the MVP (and I fucking hate Hines Ward).

Take away the refs (one of them being a Pittsburgh native), the Seahawks would've destroyed the Steelers, possibly the first shutout in Super Bowl history.
For a full analysis of Super Bowl XL, please go to: http://www.lunaranomalies.com/XL-officiating.htm
by david smith, jr. January 17, 2009
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SUPER HYPHY MOVEMENT

This is the hyphy movement coming from the west coast/bay area, going coast to coast. the super hyphy movement includes getting hyphy and wearing your stunna glasses, ghost ride da whip and getting stupid, dumb, retarded. It dont look right unless your really feeling it but you can do it, it aint that hard!
It's all about the super hyphy movement.
-thiz iz what it iz!
by T-hizz er die beezy March 26, 2007
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Disco Super Fly

"Superfly" is a song by Curtis Mayfield, the title track from his 1972 soundtrack album for the film of the same name. It was the second single released from the album, following "Freddie's Dead (Theme From Superfly)"

Since Disco was in that era as well, Superfly got morphed in to "Disco Superfly" to mean kurt
That stupid MoFo who thinks that Marcy Playground came up with Disco Super fly needs some cultural literacy. Curtis Mayfield should get up out the grave and shove some Blaxploitation up his ass. BTW it is spelled SuperFly shithead
by Kurty April 30, 2013
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