Sam | cavalrysquake

sam is the best person ever. literally if you're friends with her keep her because she's literally amazing. she has the sweetest heart and deserves the world. there's nothing bad to say about her because she's literally that amazing. not to mention the fact that she's a crazy good editor I mean have you seen her edits omg. literally she's amazing and can't say anything bad about her. love her sm she's the best. so lucky to call her my friend
love you sam <3

sam | cavalrysquake is the best person ever.

by mwah <3 August 13, 2022

Sam matchett

Sam matchett is the goat of life, women bow down to him like he is a god

Sam matchett is fit ♥️😍🥰☺️

by Bigbilllyboist August 15, 2022

Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.

Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot

by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022

Evan Sam

Evan Sam is brown and friendly thats all.

Evan Sam is brown and friendly

by idk i like dick tionary August 24, 2022

Sam-Style Interview

Getting really excited and over confident for an interview that you don't have the qualifications or experience to get.

Person 1: I didn't get the job.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1: they said they wanted someone with more experience or specific experience.
Person 2: sounds like you had a Sam-Style Interview

by Sam Interviewee August 25, 2022

Sam Perrault

The best non binary person you’ll ever meet, they are awesome.

Sam Perrault. Is. The. Best. Ever

by Char char August 28, 2022

Sam

A woman who makes Fud the Stud a happy man. She is vegan and has a lovely dog named Basil. She has not one, not two, but THREE CHILDREN, and still manages to stay calm on a daily basis. She has red hair as she is 50% Elmo and a 'mullet'. She is very caring and giving and puts other people before her.

"Vegan? Red hair? Yep, she's definitely called Sam."

by freggythesexhaver August 30, 2022