Poo Beard

Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.

>"Did you wipe?"

"Sure I did"

>"Then how come you got a poo beard?"

"..."

by PooRoomJanitor February 16, 2012

Spooky Poo

The Most Unattractive Thing For A Boyfriend Too Explain And Show Too His Misses!!

Dan- Babe I Just Had A Spooky Poo :)

Rhea- Whats That??

Dan- Well....

by YourDiscustingButILoveYou March 18, 2010

Poo pipe plunger

Invented by Jo Majic to describe one who is accustomed to the act of plunging ones member or some other phallic device into the poo pipe (anus)

Yeh I know quentin he's been known to plunge into the poo pipe of many young frisky men, some would say he's a total poo pipe plunger

by Nikki Majic April 10, 2010

dirty poo butt

An average to below average looking random female who loves getting drunk and having sex.

My friend Matt hooked up with a dirty poo butt.

by Jon Smith May 13, 2005

Poo Man Group

the Poo Man Group is formed during a profound bukakke session in which the males forming the circle around the unfortunate slut reach deeply into their own anuses to scoop out a bum cigar. In a coordinated fashion, they bellow the chorus of "I Feel Love" whilst whipping their brown blobs at the unsuspecting snow swallower.

As the Poo Man Group "performed," the soiled skank ducked for cover but was covered before the second verse.

by the apoontice December 7, 2009

Poo ass nigga

A poo ass nigga is when someone smells like absolute buttwhole and refuses to take showers, not only that, they spray an absurd amount of axe body spray and wear the same pair of underwear for more than a week

Bro you a whole poo ass nigga, either u dont take showers or drive a scatpack…

by GTAtryhards April 19, 2022

Fusion poo tang

The smell generated within a public toilet cubicle when the 2 cubicles either side of said cubicle are occupied by two separate gentlemen simultaneously parking their breakfasts. The fusion of brews can oftentimes make for a very unique combination of fruity aromas.

Moreover the scent can become more interesting yet if the two gentlemen belong to cultures at very different ends of the culinary spectrum.

"Was caught between James and Abdul this morning and the fusion poo tang was unrelenting!"

by Jock Waffle November 16, 2022