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Poo Beard

Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.
>"Did you wipe?"

"Sure I did"

>"Then how come you got a poo beard?"

"..."
by PooRoomJanitor February 16, 2012
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Spooky Poo

The Most Unattractive Thing For A Boyfriend Too Explain And Show Too His Misses!!
Dan- Babe I Just Had A Spooky Poo :)

Rhea- Whats That??

Dan- Well....
by YourDiscustingButILoveYou March 18, 2010
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Poo pipe plunger

Invented by Jo Majic to describe one who is accustomed to the act of plunging ones member or some other phallic device into the poo pipe (anus)
Yeh I know quentin he's been known to plunge into the poo pipe of many young frisky men, some would say he's a total poo pipe plunger
by Nikki Majic April 10, 2010
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dirty poo butt

An average to below average looking random female who loves getting drunk and having sex.
My friend Matt hooked up with a dirty poo butt.
by Jon Smith May 13, 2005
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Poo Man Group

the Poo Man Group is formed during a profound bukakke session in which the males forming the circle around the unfortunate slut reach deeply into their own anuses to scoop out a bum cigar. In a coordinated fashion, they bellow the chorus of "I Feel Love" whilst whipping their brown blobs at the unsuspecting snow swallower.
As the Poo Man Group "performed," the soiled skank ducked for cover but was covered before the second verse.
by the apoontice December 7, 2009
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Poo ass nigga

A poo ass nigga is when someone smells like absolute buttwhole and refuses to take showers, not only that, they spray an absurd amount of axe body spray and wear the same pair of underwear for more than a week
Bro you a whole poo ass nigga, either u dont take showers or drive a scatpack…
by GTAtryhards April 19, 2022
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Pee poo pee

John: yo what's that smell??
Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update
by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020
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