Guinea pig

A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them

Did you know GUINEA pigs poop 20 times an hour?!

by I like guinea pigs :> March 28, 2020

Pig Fun

When you wrap your dick in bacon then pork her from behind.

"Hey man did you have Pig Fun last night?"
"Yeah it was awesome, I used maple bacon and her pussy taste like pancakes now"

by dankman6969 April 15, 2020

Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.

"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."

by Sailor May April 16, 2020

e-pig

A law enforcement official, who specializes in undercover operations, which take place in an online environment.

“I thought I was gonna hook up with this 15 year old e-thot I met, but it turned out to be a 42 year old e-pig!”

by DerpishTurtle April 21, 2020

Pig-faced

When a woman is crying she is pig faced.

I told her that I would not pay her phone bill, she got all pig-faced.

by Syms321 November 13, 2020

pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Pig

cute not meat

I am a pig, pigs suck

by lanny haven November 14, 2020