Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out

“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

“Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Caleb Parker House

The only man for me.

I will forever love Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022

hankerson pankerson

Bedside hanky panky aka sex aka no-pants dance aka doing the hokie pokie with genitals

Hey babe, are you trying to hankerson pankerson tonight? I'm riled up from all that pineapple!

by youknowwhoitismyguy December 7, 2021

Peter Parker

Some random guy that keeps asking me if I know him

Peter Parker : "I'm Peter Parker, do you know me? I'm Spider man"
Me: "no I don't know you"

by My dad turned to dust December 24, 2021

Peter Parker

Who is that?

Who is Peter Parker? Never heard of him.

by Josecitoelbonito December 28, 2021

Brant parker

Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer

Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map

by Dlyons January 7, 2022

Peter parker

Orphan

Oh no my parents are gone I'm now a peter parker

by Wanda maximoff February 22, 2022