scam people: Hey lets draw some mosters on pieces of cardboard and lets tell people that dont have a live that they are valuble!
by Funk March 12, 2005
by Aquiles December 02, 2003
Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.
Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...
by death to justin bieber February 02, 2011
Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!
by cookiemonster89 July 15, 2009
by rachaiii November 18, 2004
When some one insults you the best come back EVER!!!!... is "Oh yeah? Your face!" or just "Your face." To some people it shows that you have nothing better to say when you get a insult thrown your way but those people are just jealous because they haven't thought of ever using a great come back such as this. ....Boooyaaa.
Tommy: You are sucha dick head.
Dave: Oh Yeah? well you suck major cow nipples.
Tommy: Oh Yeah? Your face! hah
Dave: >:(
Dave: Oh Yeah? well you suck major cow nipples.
Tommy: Oh Yeah? Your face! hah
Dave: >:(
by ShaynaynayBarnquiaFondeia June 13, 2010
by Anonymous Katherine February 06, 2018