Flower Cat

This thing over here is the flower cat. ->
Its a meme and it has gotten popular overtime.

Person: Hey dude did you see the flower cat meme before?
Person 2: Nah i didn't see it. and anyway i would rather be a unloving piece of shit if i did.

by The Preasdom May 11, 2023

Cat Jumptastics

When cats jump over obsticals pruely for the pleasure of people

Person 1: I'm gona see Cat Jumptastics today!
Person 2: Wow, you're so lucky, I wish I could go!
Person 1: Well you can't >:D

by miffycat November 24, 2011

Tidy Cat

To smear cat poop on an enemy's car door handle when they have done something mean to you.

"Hey Brendon, our stupid hippie neighbors parked in my spot again so I totally pulled a Tidy Cat on them. They'll be washing their hands for weeks!"

by Absolut Ang July 28, 2011

Catatonik Cat

A Young Hardstyle and Techno artist from Melbourne Florida. Started out in early 2008 when he lived in a one bedroom apartment with his parents. Formerly known as Vulffen.

www.myspace.com/catatonik check out Catatonik Cat on myspace!

by Catatonik Cat December 2, 2009

Cat Simp

Someone who really REALLY likes cats. Almost in an uncomfortable way.

Wow Breanna really loves cats huh?
Yeah she's a cat simp-

by sxgarmoon August 5, 2021

cat batter

The mucous snotty material in the corner of your eye

Mane wipe that cat batter out his eye

by Yeahbe November 22, 2017

Teddy cat

A cat who decieves you with his cuddles then farts.

Aww its a teddy cat! oh no. I smell fartz.

by Annatwodicks March 22, 2010