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michael ratlips

a condition causing someone to giggle like a girl when poked in the sides most that suffer with this condition tend to be overly neat keeping there things in shoes and constantly begging for food even though they couldnt be hungry very short attenion span talks about subjects that nobody else is taling about. common phrases used by a suffer is why can't iI do it this way and "I love chicken"
has anyone seen my screw driver? yeah I thank a michael ratlip stored it in his shoe

hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate
by mungolions March 9, 2009
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Michael Camilleri

A little pansy with no dick and he loves anal
he is a michael camilleri (gay shit)
by heiuqgfler April 2, 2013
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Michael J'd

Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.

Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
by chronowarp January 11, 2014
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michael watson

a guy who pulls chodes in clubs with his bezzer ben shippy, ben shippy is a fucking stud though
by championoftheslit December 8, 2013
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michael steven hill

One badass mother fucker. Fearless, ruthless, gangsta. Strong as a lion and as rough as a grizzly. Doesnt like to do alot of messin around highly respected as a leader in a pack of wolves. As handsome as a chiseled greek god and highly intelligent as a man comes. A force to be reckoned with and the woman adore such a man they tend to him as a king fanning his highness with giant leave massaging his huge thighs and feeding him the finest grapes found in the garden. Such a masterpiece of god.
by imsoalpha May 2, 2015
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Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger
Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.
by Bobster90 May 18, 2015
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Michael Bratton

One who finds animals of any gender irresistible, sexually. Especially horses.
Chelsea: "What is Michael Bratton doing over there with that horse? ... OH GOD, NO!!!
by whatabutthole August 3, 2015
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