your mom

it means after every sentence someone says you say your mom

random guy:whats for homework tonight
me:your mom

by guy with your mom February 13, 2017

Your Mom

An insult or joke to a person.

GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.

Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.

Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.

by YourMomIsMineBitch! February 27, 2017

Shocker Mom

A woman that drives around with a bunch of kids taking them to practice in a van ,with a three finger sign in the back window. And doesn't know what the sign means .

dude look there she is a Shocker Mom

by trobedemn June 14, 2016

Soccer mom

Type G organism, feeds on misfortune of others and it's main habitat is a family van. Extremely protective of offspring

I literally didn't do anything and this god-damn soccer mom attacked me.

by NeggrusMaximus June 20, 2016

your mom

your mom

at the theme park she asked the ticket taker I wanna ride your mom again

by the annoying orange October 8, 2016

Dab Mom

A person who has been tasked (self appointed or by the group) with any combination of the following: setting up the cannabis concentrates to be consumed by their peers, taking care of the "wounded soldiers", aka lightweight smokers, or in general being a great host at a smoke sesh. This then dubs the caretaker person the "Dab mom".

Every time I go to Kate's apartment she takes such good care of me. She has the best concentrates and even heats up my nail, even if it's just because I destroy the quartz banger when I torch it, she's still a total Dab Mom.

by BrowneyedandBaked February 8, 2018

Coffee mom

A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.

Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.

He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.

If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?

Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.

by Whatsgoodyoungho February 16, 2018