by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
by Noseblown December 4, 2018

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded
by Jake #1 March 8, 2020

by Escape2wonderland October 11, 2016

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.
by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
