Jersey lady

Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.

"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."

by DanOShanter May 29, 2015

Mole Lady

A girl or woman who is short like between 4'8-5'1. She isn't perfect well nobody is but she's very pretty. She gets all the boys attention.

Boy 1: yo it's mole lady
Boy 2: hey mole lady over

(Mole lady look they're way)

Mole Lady: hi

by HisFav💘 October 16, 2016

Pink lady roll

The act of placing wasabi sauce inside of a girl's vagina while a male and his closest friend use their dicks as chopsticks to try and remove it

Yo blake, Will and I totally gave this girl a pink lady roll last night

by 99proof January 7, 2017

byadge lady

Someone, commonly a woman, who is a fucking dick about rules. Commonly obsessed with small rules to the nth degree, they will often report misbehavers to administrative officers. Often suck-ups to administration.

Person A: Look out, the byadge lady is in a bad mood.
Person B: Shit, I heard she yelled at some kid for texting his mom in a screen-free zone.

by byadger October 6, 2017

porch lady

Porch lady sits out on her porch, scanning and looking for anything worthy of gossip. A snooping master, she knows all and can rival any cat in a stare down.

That porch lady Ms. Martingale is one nosy bitch, she told my wife I was banging the neighbours daughter.

by Chris Markenson October 24, 2017

Bird Lady

Bird is a street term for cocaine. The bird lady is a female who heavily sells cocaine.

My mom's the bird lady. She's flipping the birds all day every day.

by bitchwebangin April 19, 2018

fairy lady

a term from the 1990s for a lesbian who bottoms in sexual intercourse.

"i heard she's a fairy lady!"

by heartica April 19, 2018