Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0

Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.

This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.

by charismatix July 28, 2022

Kissed a freight train

An extreme way to say that something hurt

Dude 1: bro are you okay
Dude 2: nah bro it feels like i kissed a freight train

by Kermitties March 31, 2020

australian french kiss

A french kiss but down under

Austin gave me an Australian french kiss last night when we were getting it on.

by bananapanda May 14, 2015

kiss from nowhere

When you are standing on the sidewalk or somewhere and some chick or dude just kisses or makes out with you when you least expect it. Also called a surprise kiss. If you're horny, you wanted it to happen.

X: Dude, guess what happened.
Y: What happened?
X: See that chick over there?
Y: Yeah. Why?
X: She just kissed me and I never had time to react.
Y: Lucky boy, a kiss from nowhere

by Clem Winkleberry July 9, 2014

will you kiss me

A set of words uncommonly used, usually by a significant other, to request a kiss

Kendall: baby will you kiss me?
Mckayla: of course, I love you.

by Iloveyoumckayla March 27, 2017

Dirty Hershey Kiss

When a female didn't wipe too well, then someone fucks her doggy style. As the ass is bouncin, the resulting shit stain on the male pelvis is a dirty Hershey kiss.

"Man, it was going great, till she got on all fours and gave me a dirty Hershey kiss"

by Hardjivick November 14, 2016

prairie dog kiss

An act performed between two people, each participant will face away from one another, bend at the waist, de-pant, push out just the tip of a turd (prairie dog), touch tips of said turds (kiss), retract turds, and pull pants into place.

After losing in beer pong the partners had to prairie dog kiss as punishment for the loss.

by Tjerksmeets January 9, 2018