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Josh

Josh:

Typical white name

If Mexican: it’s because his mom’s probably religious.
If Black: your mom hated you and slept with a Josh ( The white one)

Josh’s normally are very caring, outgoing, love to be the center of attention, and love gifting over receiving. They are loyal but will fuck you over if you play with their emotions. They are always aware of their surroundings and will protect what they love.

Josh’s are also horny badtards. But are very picky who they sleep with.

They have enormous veiny cocks that have. Slight curve. Women who hook up with Josh’s normally have a shitty sex life only because they compare their current partner to Josh’s.

Josh’s are all hard workers. But they also work smart. They are visionary leaders and lead by example. they are excellent fathers who will do anything for their children.

Overall Josh is a 9/10.
Great fathers, great friends, amazing lovers and Husbands and workers with huge cocks.
“Omg I heard Josh Wife has a limo due to his massive cock. “
“ Why can’t you be more like Josh?”
“ I heard Josh has an enormous cock!”
“Did you hear Josh got a promotion?” Yeah he deserved it “
“ I wish I could find me a Josh, he’s a great father and Husband”
“ Did you hear Josh bought his wife of 15yrs her dream house, dream car, and sent her to school Incase something happened to him?”
by Sonik0823 December 23, 2023
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Josh Shultze

Dead beat lazy ass bum that isn’t worth anything in life
Why are you being a josh shultze
by Donttreadonme45 June 1, 2018
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Josh

Josh is a really caring person and is into cocasion blond girls,some times when he really loves you he can get creepy but understand him cause he is trying his best to make you happy and is superrrrr funny
Thomas : like my joke
Kane : meh joshes was better
by Kalighjalsco January 18, 2021
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josh

hey, its josh the jewish kid.
by missile toe February 24, 2020
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Josh

Josh is loving , caring and kind like a golden retriever . He’s supportive of you and try’s to crack jokes even when they’re not funny . He’s so sweet and caring and brings flowers to your door takes you on dates . He always makes an effort to work things out with you no matter what .

Honestly if you meet a Josh you are a very lucky don’t let him go I don’t think I’ll ever meet another like him . He’s one of a kind .
Whey it’s Josh!
by izra_x January 1, 2023
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Josh Campbell

A josh Campbell is a very rare find.

An average 'annoying little cousin' type that has no idea just how weak they truly are.
The reason you don't see many josh Campbells in the wild is because literally anyone would have taken the honour and pleasure to bludgeon one to death using blunt force trauma.
Despite all of this, there are rare occasions where they can be kind little chaps and you'll want to appreciate them whilst they're still alive.
'My aunty just had a new baby!'
'What is their name?'
'Josh Campbell'
<<Go's and gets knife>>
by Nippy. May 19, 2022
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Josh

That one lazy ass friend that never wants to hang out or go to the gym, but just stays inside the whole day and play games and jack off
Friend: Hey Josh, do you want to go to the mall this weekend with a couple of friends?

Josh: Nawwww, ima just chill out and play some games and jackoff to fortnite feet pics!
by ThomasJefferson12345 June 3, 2023
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