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sad shit

When there something that’s depressing or sad and you don’t know what to say or the situation is complex.
Dam your phone died and u bored sad shit.
You jus caught Corona dam that’s sad shit.
by Sadshit March 17, 2020
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chucked the shits

An Australian term meaning to throw a tantrum, get upset, or over react to something.

Or in other terms "chuck a wobbly", "cracking the shits", "spat the dummy".
"Dad really chucked the shits when he found out I took his car last night!"

"Better clean that up before Mum sees it, or she'll really chuck the shits!"
by Sailorsblue May 25, 2016
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nd shit

a sentence-ender used to make any heartfelt and vulnerable statement still sound kind of hardass.
person 1: yo dude i like love your shoes nd shit.

person 2: thanks bro you look awesome in that sweater nd shit.
by Mrs. Choaksondix September 9, 2012
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Stomach Shit

What occurs when your stomach dumps directly into your intestines, with no proper digestion involved.

Aka diarrhea.
-Oh dang man I don't think I can go to PT this morning, my stomach keeps shitting.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.
by Captain Poopants July 11, 2011
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Rage Shit

Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.
After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.
by TheWierdo May 19, 2022
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free shitting

Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.

Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.

But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.

Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
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Macbeth Shit

When you take a shit and you can't wipe it off of your ass.
"bro I've been on the shitter for 30 minutes and im still at this Macbeth shit"
"out damned shit" - Macbeth shit
by Level99Mike August 25, 2022
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