Met a bird last night phil, took her home and we had oral sex . She loved it when I was chewing her chicken
by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016
by Arminkshipper August 05, 2024
by hearless November 23, 2021
Wanna go to Her/She’s house
Does she go by her fucking pronouns as her name or is that we’re gonna get diabetes at a chocolate factory?
Both.
Does she go by her fucking pronouns as her name or is that we’re gonna get diabetes at a chocolate factory?
Both.
by BottomDop November 18, 2024
smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat
other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot
other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot
by bruh ur mom December 09, 2021
To find yourself attracted and/or actively seeking a relationship with a person that is older than you.
by June the Wumbo May 12, 2025
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"
"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"
"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"
"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"
"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
by eggsaladsocks September 25, 2024