by Marie-Ange February 22, 2025
Get the Phoebe Bridgers and her Gay Band mug.When you're so angry at someone that you literally wanna burn their pussy using a blowtorch-- exactly like how to burn the top of the crème brûlée dessert.
by brulcreme February 27, 2025
Get the Crème brûlée her pussy mug.A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
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God fills her heart with his love…
God gives her his peace and contentment…
Her spouse sees her through Gods eyes…
And Loves her like no other…
Puts her first in everything…
Her children bless her infinitely…
Each and every day loving her fully…
Knowing how wonderful she is…
I pray for her health… her
Perfect Health that only God can give…
I pray she understands the blessing she is to everyone….
Especially me…
After all of this, I pray she has fun..
Enjoying this tremendous blessing…
every day…
God fills her heart with his love…
God gives her his peace and contentment…
Her spouse sees her through Gods eyes…
And Loves her like no other…
Puts her first in everything…
Her children bless her infinitely…
Each and every day loving her fully…
Knowing how wonderful she is…
I pray for her health… her
Perfect Health that only God can give…
I pray she understands the blessing she is to everyone….
Especially me…
After all of this, I pray she has fun..
Enjoying this tremendous blessing…
every day…
by Wanderlust_721 June 7, 2024
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