replacement friend

when you have a friend that you are just talking to because you have no one else in that class.

signs you have one:
1: you don't talk to them if you have another friend
2: if they have another friend near them, they won't talk to you. this means your replacement friend relationship is mutual. this is good for when you are going to ditch them next year.
3: you don't think their jokes are funny, and you have to fake laugh
4: you act different for them
5: they don't know you well or maybe they know every aspect about you since they are just someone you can rant to without worrying about them spreading it.

rules:
1: can't hang out with them outside of school
2: don't hang out with them if you have friends in that class
3: NEVER choose them over your friend for partners

p1: aren't you hanging out with her today?
p2: no man, she's my replacement friend. come on, let's go

by checkitboys1 February 6, 2019

friend of the show

A solid guest who appears frequently on a broadcast news or talk show may receive the designation 'friend of the show' after multiple appearances.

The comedian appeared so frequently on Late Night that host Seth Meyers finally gave in and declared him a 'friend of the show'. // MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski dubbed the reporter a 'friend of the show' after her third appearance in a month on Morning Joe.

by ratfinx June 10, 2021

friend chicken

An assumed "food group" believed to regularly be consumed by black people.

Toho: "Damn nigga, I's be needin's some friend chicken nigga."
Yoho: "Nigga damn, that's why dems honkeys always be thinkins' we always eaten friend chicken and wata' melon b!tch!"
Toho: "sh!t. . . (pause) I know! Lets go get some Big Macs from McD's!"
Yoho: "Word B!tch, now dats how we do."

by duskins July 7, 2006

magic friend

A magic friend is a friend you are so close to, you can be honest and open about everything, share your ultimate famtasies with, and tell your innermost secrets to, someone you probably would fuck if you could but can't for whatever reason.

Philip is great, I tell him EVERYTHING!! He is my magic friend!!

by Sarah September 2, 2008

Friend Job

Giving your male friend a hand job, especially if you are male yourself.

- I didn't feel like giving myself a stranger, so I got a friend job instead.

-lemonparty

by JSW January 25, 2005

Best Friend

The true best friend will randomly barge into your apartment without knocking or bothering to ask why you didn't lock the door, and spazz about how unfair their life is to the only person who will listen, or care: You. A best friend never brings their own food when they come to visit. For one thing, they will not call it 'visiting', but 'breaking and entering'. They will also eat you out of house and home and then look at you like it's your fault the refrigerator is empty, because they know you hate it when they do that. You always tell your best friends your most important dreams and secrets, because you know that when they fall off their chairs and start rolling on the floor laughing at you and calling you ten different kinds of an idiot, it's their bizarre way of showing that they care. You're used to them swearing at you because you forgot to do the homework that THEY needed to copy, because it happens almost every day. They are the kind of person who will point and laugh when you walk into a door, and never let you forget your stupidity for the rest of the day. And they never leave you alone. EVER. Not even at 12:00 a.m. apparently, because you can still hear them throwing rocks at your window while you're trying to sleep. And when you finally end up in jail, your best friend will be in there with you, giving you a play-by-play of how badly you fucked this one up.

A best friend is someone who annoys you and criticizes you; someone who bitches and whines and blames you for everything. They are the person who will stay with you forever, even if you don't want them to, and never let you be lonely. They dump their anger and their sadness and their frustration on you, and only you, because you're the only one who can take it without breaking. They are the shoulder you can always cry on when there's no place to go to dry your tears. They make you laugh, cry, love, hurt, scream, throw things, and be human.

And the true best friend knows all this, and it is for exactly that reason why they will forever remain your best friend, wether you like it or not.

~ I hated it when she yelled at me and cuffed me, and we would always fight over the stupidest things. She would swear and I would shout, and in the end we would both end up crying onto each other's shoulders. When I asked her why, she said "Because we're best friends." ~

by Andunewing January 16, 2009

friends with benefits

Becoming physically or romantically involved with a friend.

This definition encompasses one or all of two forms:

a) Getting "cuddly cuddly" with a friend and "testing the waters"

b) Engaging in sexual relations.

"Bobby and Brianna are friends with benefits, but only in the "cuddly cuddly" way.

by Canadian123 May 30, 2006