De Boner

The international version of Boner. Name given to a guy who used to hit on his friends girls in college, but graduated to friends moms... or step moms.

De Boner, the best no lie!

by Steve Polito July 05, 2007

hells boner

n. phrase used to express enthusiasm. basically like hells yeah. used when agreeing with someone. originated in northern indiana by a small group of friends. also spelled with a 'z' instead of 's'

"yo, kaz just trey flipped that 6 set!"

"hells boner!"

by c rock September 01, 2006

boner crusher

An obese woman who crushes boners.

That fat piece of shit is the biggest boner crusher I have ever seen.

by jman016 December 26, 2007

Butt Boner

The feeling you get in your rectum when you are about to take a crap but are holding off before you absolutely have to go.

I KNEW this was going to be a good shit. I had SUCH a butt boner.

by oak tree out front June 14, 2011

boner choker

used to let someone know to shut their mouth

"ya know Scott would'nt shutup on his own, so I advised him to shut his boner choker."

by Bnutz in VA April 07, 2009

pussy boner

What a women says to herself when she first sees a new partners erection and is not overly impressed

Lisa: man was I hot for trevor until i saw him naked...
Jill: why? did he have a pussy boner?
Lisa: yes... God it was pathetic!

by jdangle February 08, 2010

Boner kill

The act of denying three friends a chance to see DJ Tiesto live, and syphoning 3 days out of Barcelona activities.

Brian is a boner kill.
The trip that Brian planned was a boner kill.
Due to the acts of Brians planning, many boners were killed.
Boner kill.

by Keith Hamold July 09, 2010