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bless the beef

blessing the beef is STOPPING ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐• ๐•œ ๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•˜๐•– ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐•š๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐•๐•š๐•œ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ฃ๐• ๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐••๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•™๐•’๐•• ๐•๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ฆ๐•Ÿ๐••๐•’๐•ช ๐•„๐•†โ„๐”ผ ๐”ฝ๐•€๐”พโ„๐•‹๐•€โ„•๐”พ
by yeet girl pewds lover ROGER March 27, 2019
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Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.
Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate
by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015
mugGet the Beef Certificatemug.

beef baron

A bitch who sucks long and hard on beef tips
by Gobi Qwyat November 20, 2019
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Beefed It

(Verb) The act of farting so heartily that it smells like fresh poop.
Mandy: Eww did you fart?!
Dean: Yeah! I fucking beefed it!
by Mrs. Mochez August 20, 2021
mugGet the Beefed Itmug.

beefing

the act of causing a queef-like emission of gas from anotherโ€™s butthole during anal sex
A: โ€œyo, i was railing her up the bum and then she started beefingโ€
B: โ€œbeefing?โ€
A: like bum queef
B: damn
by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024
mugGet the beefingmug.

Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.
I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!
by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015
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