Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse
You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole
by Coidesal November 01, 2018
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Asshole fireants

to describe the feeling of your asshole when bumping meth.
Man I have the asshole fireants after that bump.
by BDBD14 October 09, 2021
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Asshole in the corner pocket

A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
by SyncreticPriestess June 18, 2024
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You're assholes

No... No. It's not the devaluation of human life...
Hym "It's the 'you're assholes.' Anyone who let's you trick them into believing that YOU believe that the value of THEIR LIFE is ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'Less...' is a retard. Because it will ALWAYS be less. Less than your wife. Less than your kid. Less than the fat-cock you fuck behind your boyfriends back. ALWAYS."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
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white chocolate asshole

The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.

See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole
That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!

Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!

I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!
by Word Maestro March 08, 2018
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Screaming asshole

When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.
Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
by Quazis March 22, 2021
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cashew asshole

The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.
by Factotem1 August 31, 2017
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