Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 07, 2022

ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 08, 2021

Screaming asshole

When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.

Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure

by Quazis March 22, 2021

cashew asshole

Similar to kitchen asshole.

You know what you did.

The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.

by Factotem1 August 31, 2017

perpetual asshole

Someone who is an asshole all the time.

My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.

by ScammerKy March 07, 2017