Asshole Snipers

A term for heterosexual males who occasionally engage in anal intercourse under the pretenses of being DL under that they will not be exposed for being undercover homosexuals

Those dudes don't think anybody knows about their tendencies of being Asshole Snipers but they've been ousted by the people that they "secretly" butt fucked

Asshole Snipers by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 10, 2025

Asshole Alya

An asshole alya is an idiom used to describe someone being an asshole or a jerk.

John just ruins the workplace mood.

Right? He's literally such an asshole alya

Asshole Alya by Bnobungus November 5, 2025

Asshole used as an ashtray

There is a particular stench associated with certain people who have essentially given up on hygiene in the US. You will know it when you smell it.

After a long night of slumming at Three Teeth Sports Bar, Pete came stumbling through the door, thoroughly sauced and stinking like an asshole used as an ashtray.

Asshole used as an ashtray by LazyRooster May 9, 2026

Varnished asshole 

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

Varnished asshole by Asspipe April 7, 2009

incognito asshole 

A person who was an asshole to you, but the rest of the world either doesn't care or doesn't know about it, or denies the fact that the person did it. It's usually a person who is a popular or at least a well-liked person taking advantage of their social status and using other people lower on the totem pole to get what they want. You can find an incognito asshole or two at your local middle or high school.

"Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML" is a great example of an incognito asshole.

Another example would be:

Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!

Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.

Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!

incognito asshole by The solitary definer May 26, 2013

Jack-asshole 

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

Jack-asshole by holacrr July 18, 2013

lactic asshole

Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)

Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?

Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.

lactic asshole by TOS T1000 October 13, 2013