Sam Burch

Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch

Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...

by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023

sam russell

A posh southerner that stinks

Ew it’s a Sam russell

by Sam Russell August 5, 2020

Sam Tomoloju

Big NIGGA, will eat you and your family with no seasoning. Is always in 2nd place in everything he does. He seems to always have cum on his pants.

Sam Tomoloju....

by AnonymousZebra February 2, 2020

Sams

Exactly the same as the phrase "same", but ✨cooler✨

"Bro I hate capitalism"
"Sams."

by Pseudonym229 January 24, 2021

Sam

He may be bald however...... yeh that’s kinda it

Hey where Sam
Who’s Sam?
Sam Larks
Ohhhhh the bald lad

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Sam

Sam is the most amazing guy on the planet, he's super sweet and cheesy but not too cheesy and he give the most amazing hugs ever!

I met a Sam and he's so great

by Urbanboiiiiiii May 14, 2020

Sam.

Sam is an EpIc GaMeR with barely any talent. He loves art and cooking, he enjoys watching memes and YouTube if you just ask him he will make something 4 u

“Sam. is an epic friend but he has no talent except when it comes to drawing.”

by Poopybut November 5, 2019