Ghosting

Why are all the men ghosting me!?

Hym "Why are they ghosting you... Well... You probably unknowingly violated the tenets of some YouTuber's faux- or quasi-religious dogma. So it's not really your fault. Now wait 😑🤚 Before you accuse me of committing the cardinal and unforgivable sin of fucking 'BLAMING somebody for something' and say I'm BLAMING YouTuber's, is it really even their fault if their inferior minds make rational thought an impossibility? Is it THEIR fault their defunct psyche led them to an incorrect conclusion?"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

g-g-g-ghost

When you see a ghost but ur very scared :(

Person 1: yo whats that thing
Person 2: THATS A FUCKING GHOST
Person 1: g-g-g-GHOST!?

by mr fuckface 2.0 June 21, 2023

Hungry Ghost Month

The seventh month of the Chinese lunar calendar, when the “Gates of Hell” are open to allow spirits of the dead—those troubled spiritual vagabonds that failed to be reincarnated as another living being—to rejoin the land of the living for a month.

Hungry Ghost Month or Seventh Month believers would faithfully or fearfully offer burnt paper gifts in the form of fake money, branded goods, and electronic devices, or items believed to be desired by the deceased in the afterlife, to the evil spirits roaming their surroundings.

by Numerati September 13, 2024

Ghost Boner

When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm

Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"

by KillAllTheEmos April 3, 2017

Ghost Stream

When you can't feel your dick, and you piss yourself

Dude 1: My stream hasn't stopped
Dude 2: It's a ghost stream

by dingus47 June 28, 2018

Ghost

Literally the best person ever omg if you have someone named ghost your so lucky like me

GHOST IS SO COOL

by witheredsage October 5, 2021

Ghost of Lane Frost

When you startle your partner during sex by introducing a freezing hand onto his/her body and they attempt to get away from you due to the freezing cold. Prepare by leaving one arm/hand outside the covers while you set the mood. Allowing it to get cold with the chilly air conditioner or fan blowing on it. Lying on your side, you enter your partner from behind doggy style. This is a relaxing beginning to set the tone of the upcoming event. When you’re ready to introduce her to the “Ghost of Lane Frost” or either of you is about to finish, you bring your freezing cold hand that has been out in the cold air, back under the covers and quickly place it on the small of her back! Now watch her buck like a world class bull because of the freezing cold hand! Try to keep your hand in place for at least 8 seconds as she tries to buck you off! If you manage to finish her also during this time, award yourself with the gold buckle in the bedroom. You’ve now introduced her to the “Ghost of Lane Frost”. Happy Bucking!

“She wasn’t ready for it, but I introduced her to the Ghost of Lane Frost! It was the best 8 seconds of my life.”
“If you finish her with the Ghost of Lane Frost, you get the Gold buckle!”
“If you manage to last more than 8 seconds, go for another 8 second round, you’re riding for Lane now!”

by Peter Panning80 April 4, 2025